Finally, the federal mortgage fraud task force gets their man! With a rap sheet longer than Michael Brown, seven counts of various conspiracies involving the disappearance of $1.1BN, and losses to FDIC of $677,000 Ebrahim Shahudin is moving to the Graybar Hotel. Eby appears to be the first person we've caught for the widespread looting of America by the Wall Street Boys. To make matters even worse, Eby will return $347,000 of his ill-gotten gains.
Hey, Eby, can you send me a new license plate down to Texas? Do you take PayPal?